From the Weekly Giggle--
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."
"No." said the Director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
Davette in DE
40 inches gone in 2 months thanks to T-Tapp!
16.875 more inches gone since the contest!
Go Drink Some Water :-)